in a higher standard of living.

Your pensions are evaporating. Your health-care is going. Your wages after inflation have declined significantly over the last 20 years. You can’t afford college for your kids. What’s next? I don’t know. But I can guarantee you that something will get cut.

I offer protection from Corporate cost-cutting. I offer affordable college. I offer health-care and pensions. I offer a better life for our kids. If that’s not what you want, then go ahead and vote for someone else. Well, no. Vote for me anyway. The rest of us want a decent life to look forward to.

Ladies: Wouldn’t you rather be worrying about soccer games, or fretting over a PTA meeting, or planning a birthday party? Of course you would. Silly question. That’s why you want to vote for me. I’ll do all the political worrying and fighting for you. You can get back to enjoying life.

Gentlemen: Wouldn’t you rather be laid back on the couch watching the game with a nice cold brew, or getting wupped at Nintendo by your kids? Of course you would. Silly question, again. Same answer again too. Vote for me and I’ll take care of things. You can get back to relaxing.

Did I offend anyone with my stereotypical casting of men and women? Did you read the “No PC Here” page? Maybe you should!